Sunday, December 21, 2008

ROGUE TRAVELER PROFILE: Luke Skywalker

11 Signs Luke Skywalker was a Rogue Traveler

1.  perfected mind expansion techniques in third world swamp
2.  manipulation of student status for reduced travel costs
3.  once smuggled himself into high security government complex
4.  befriended hermits, pirates and androids
5.  could understand exotic Jawese dialect for
     trading on black market
6.  often traveled via pirate ship, Millenium Falcon
7.  frequented seedy dive bars and cruise ships
8.  rebellious by nature and political affiliation
9.  possessed narcissistic self-obsession, believed  
     universe revolved around him
11. desire to change the world

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